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  • kak1978
    08-04 04:46 PM
    gchopes,
    We are in the same situation, I was researching this online in different sites and yes, you have to return before your old AP expires or leave only after your current pending AP is approved. If your current AP expires while you are away you are considered to abondon your adjustment of status. Now i have read some people have done this without any problem, because may be the problem doesn't arise until your I-485 comes up for approval. So I have decided not to take any chances with this rule.

    The following message from murhy forum over 3 years ago is still true. Correct? I cannot mail the renewed parole to my wife if she stays beyond the expiry of current parole.
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    It is not permissable for an individual to leave the United States during the validity of one Advance Parole document and return upon the validity of a second Advance Parole document.

    In such circumstances and after such travel, the USCIS may deem that the adjustment of status application has been abandoned.

    ---




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  • dixie
    10-13 07:36 PM
    You are right .. the US has a big headstart; but that doesnt mean it will remain that way forever. For instance, close to 40% of all US patents are being bagged by either non-US entities or foreign outposts of US organizations. For a comparison, it was just 10% in 1995 .. dont remember where I read this, but I will post the link if I can find it again.

    The US is still the most competitive but the lead is shrinking...its clear that China, India and the emerging Asian economies have the size, the resources and the talent to catch up and probably surpass the US




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  • saileshdude
    04-27 10:11 PM
    a lot of people who applied during July 2007 are getting RFE on 485, I guess this because of pre processing but 99% of these people who are getting RFE are from NSC. I same only one or two people from TSC who got RFE. From this seems like NSC is pre processing but TSC is not.

    No TSC is not. TSC goes by priority date and not processing date. TSC I have seen follows different processing style. For e.g. if your namecheck/security check or some kind of check is pending they dont send you FP notice. Also they process applications if your PD is current/close to recent bulletin.




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  • americandesi
    09-09 07:04 PM
    The way these companies are run is pathetic. I know a Desi employer who invested his revenues into Tollywood (Telugu) movies. :D Isn�t it amusing?

    Most of these movies flopped and he didn't have any money to pay his employees. Some one complained to DOL and they blacklisted the company preventing them from processing anymore H1's or GC's. The Desi employer eventually started another company and went into the whole crappy business again.



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  • ChainReaction
    02-21 12:06 PM
    Satish,
    Did you see these updated today (2/21) ?

    Where did you see that ??

    Thanks

    I am also looking for the update, can someone post the url for the site.




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  • larryking
    10-23 07:30 PM
    Deall All,

    Thanks for your replies...i hope you gurus can shed some light into my situation:

    labor(EB3) priority date 18 jan07.
    I -140 has been approved june 25 2007.
    I - 485 ucsis filing date july 19th 2007
    EAD recvd Oct 16th 2007 valid till 3rd oct 2008
    fingerprinting scheduled nov 7th 2007
    H1 and H4 for me & my wife expires may 20th 2008

    Here are my questions:

    1. My present employer is under a divestiture process. Can i change employers as long as its a similar job? If so, do I apply for a H1 extension or should i work on EAD? (Note: I havent crossed the magical 180 days on the I-485 yet)

    2. I have not received my advance parole docs yet but im planning on visiting india in april-may 2008. Assuming i get my AP can i visit India and return to the states and be working for a different employer (company B) other than the original employer (company A) who was my employer when i applied for my I-140, I485 etc?

    3. Upon my return if the inspecting officer asks who the petitioner is/was do i tell them that, while i filed for the I-485 i was with company A but i am currently working for Company B? How do i handle this scenario?

    4. If I do find another job, but not a "similar" job, then I'd have to file labor again right? If thats the case, will the current I-140 still hold good? Can I file for a second labor while working on EAD / AP? I guess my question really is: Can i file for another labor under EB2 to expedite my priority date? Then can i use my old I-140 which has been approved? What about the I-485? do i need to apply another one?

    Thanks for your replies.



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  • Suvendra
    01-10 10:59 PM
    Hello,

    wanted to know, what happens to employees of Vision Systems Group and its sister company's employees immigration status. as every one know VSGINC has allegations from USCIS on immigration fraud and H-1B.

    Employees like me no where related to there fraud. how USCIS reacts on employees pending 485?. Most of the employees are moved out using AC21.




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  • Rockford
    07-17 02:23 PM
    What's the point of starting a new thread to throw in your opinion?
    Servers and all members are already very stressed.

    To begin with, it is not my opinion. It is an excerpt from other web site and I gave the link.

    This is new thread because it is different info than the popular belief here that there is going to be a definite relief.

    Hope you understand :)



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  • iv_only_hope
    02-17 10:10 AM
    Well, no other sites have posted this. Murthy, AILA etc. so its difficult establishing credibility. Also, dont you find it strange that he says EB3 India wont move? It has been at 2001 since long time (excluding anomalies). If that wont move this year when will it move. Are there so many eb3s ? especially with ppl porting to eb2s?




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  • ssreenu
    04-13 01:15 PM
    I am not 100% sure but when you are on H1B should'nt you be working from where your LCA was approved for? In OP's case, its remote work but outside USA, in that case I am not sure
    1. if the LCA filed will any longer be valid and that might cause issues with labor dept
    2. what happens when USCIS finds out that you left the country and physically not present in USA and still running payroll in USA plus also the LCA is no longer valid, this might be an issue when your renewal comes up.
    3.how your payroll can be run when you are not in the country?what are the tax implications? you need to have a physical address in US to file taxes, is'nt it? without an address in the specified location and specific state, you will be considered as non-resident.

    when you file taxes as non-resident but a resident of a different country, then you will have to understand the tax treaties between the USA and the resident country and file taxes accordingly.


    You might want to talk to an immigration attorney as well as someone who specializes in taxes(not just CPA, but an attorney who understands tax laws). I dont think this can be as simple as others mentioned. this is just my opinion and I could be wrong. talk to legal experts.

    The answer to a simple question of whether you can work in a different country when you hold H1B is "YES".

    Tax laws hold good for expats(people working outside USA) meaning the same rules would apply if you are living in one sate and working in another state (within the USA). Even in USA, LCA should be filed in every state that you are going to work(no exception), most of the H1 extensions get rejected because of LCA not filed at the client location. I am sure one will have check the tax laws even when you are working out of state(forget about out of country) and if you don't follow the tax laws you will be in a soup when IRS finds it out. Remember to take "Tax Breaks" when you claim expenses. You have to take a 21 business days break within the first year and 6 months break before the 2 years end and the cycle will be reset for Tax breaks. You have to be legally present in the USA to get your H1B extended. Attorneys are the best people to advise on the legal implications.



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  • zico123
    06-14 07:49 PM
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  • legal_la
    07-17 06:24 PM
    PLEASE HELP PLEASE

    I am going to India on 19th July as my mothe ris very sick... what should i need to do? i am coming back on 4th august


    Nothing is more important than visiting her dont even worry about this, and regarding your filing you are still fine you will be able to file after you come back. Just keep all documents ready best you can before you leave and even after you come back you will have 13 days to send the application.



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  • seahawks
    01-31 11:48 PM
    Stay focussed, support IV goals, help raise funds, volunteer, spread the word on retrogression and believe in you and for the same cause! Remember, immigration law is complicated, no matter who provides information or posts reply, always consult a qualified attorney for your own case.




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  • h1techSlave
    09-27 09:59 AM
    The article says: "After all, if the legal process was more efficient and less daunting, perhaps the illegal immigration problems wouldn't be quite so bad."

    I say, it is not perhaps, it is a given. When there is a legal remedy for any issue (not just immigration), then 9 out of 10 people would not go the illegal way.



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  • pappu
    08-10 04:09 PM
    My GC is approved but still I want to continue my contribution (in steps of $20) for this good cause....However, I dont see any $20 contributions for last couple of weeks..Is it possible to start contribution of $20 for guy like me who have GC & wants to help for this cause?

    Congrats on your GC and thanks for your support.

    We took out the $20 per month option. We had that option for $20 per month for 6 months and only 200+ people signed up out of several thousand members who visit the site everyday. This happened when we announced that we may have to close this site and our work for lack of funds. After seeing lack of appreciation from members, running an organization and putting effort then seems useless to us in the core team. Why should we spend so much time and energy on something that only few people appreciate out of thousands in this community? Why should we run an organization where only a handful want to help out and everyone else is only interested in asking questions, complaining , picking up fights with others, criticizing IV?


    Many people wrote to us saying $20 is too high and it should be reduced to $10 or even $1 per month and then everyone will contribute.

    So pls tell us how we can survive with such amounts when others are spending hundreds or thousands and millions to prevent our bill?
    Lack of funds affect our ability to go all out and get the work done. Lobbying is no charity. So unless each and every member feels to contribute from his/her heart contributions will not happen.

    Previously people used to ask our achievements and say that they will contribute only after they see some results. We have given a few results till now and demonstrated commitment to the cause. If people are still not going to contribute, then such people will never contribute. We value everyone that has contributed and anyone who contributes in times of need.




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  • roseball
    02-28 04:33 PM
    Can anybody please help in answering below questions on my case? I really appreciate your help. This is urgent for me.

    #1: I am working for Company A (current company). My GC processing details (with current company):
    1. Labor Approved.
    2. I-140 Approved with priority date of Aug 2006 (Category -EB2)
    3. I-485 - NOT filed
    #2: I am on 6th year of H1-B. My current H1-B is valid till Jan 29, 2011 (less than 365 days from today).

    I want to change job and join Company B (new company) for excellent offer and life long stability.

    As per my understanding, for continuous H1-B extension & GC approval on existing priority date, I must stay with existing company(A). But attorney of new company(B) is saying he will be able to handle my H1-B extension and may be able to save my priority date also by filing new PERM & I-140. I am not sure whether attorney of new company(B) is correct or not. Can anybody please help in answering below questions?

    Ques : If new company(B) transfers H1-B and USCIS will grant H1-B for 3 years based on approved I-140 with current company(A):
    A. Can USCIS revokes extended period ( after Jan 29, 2011) if current company(A) revokes their approved I-140 before new company(B) gets approval of new PERM and I-140?
    B. Can new company (B) start new PERM application during my extension period (after Jan 29, 2011)?
    C. Can new company (B) transfer Priority date even if existing company(A) revokes their I-140?


    A. Since the law is unclear, to be on the safe side, you can have the new company file H1 extension in premium processing and resign/leave the current employer only after extension is approved

    B. Yes, new company can start a new PERM and port your earlier PD during I-140 process

    C. PD can be ported even if old employer revokes I-140, provided the revocation was not due to fraud.

    Also, I am sure all IV members would really appreciate if you could tell us the name of this company which is offering a life long stability..:-)



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  • GCNirvana007
    04-08 06:04 PM
    Please feel free to delete my id.

    I am done here. Wish good luck to everybody. Hope everyone gets GC soon.




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  • yabadaba
    06-21 09:50 AM
    we can only guess

    i would assume cases that are not substitute labor, porting priotity date, cross chargeability, clear birth certificates, clear employer verification letter, no namecheck issues, no fingerprinting issues, etc




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  • sanjay02
    07-25 07:36 PM
    Sanjay:

    Most likely you will not have to do anything further and your application will be approved when the Visa Bulletin reaches your priority date. However it will depend on how long it is before that date is reached. you may have to be fingerprinted again, as the fingerprint checks are only valid for 18 months. Also, if the wait is long enough, USCIS may want you to go for another interview to make sure you are still eligible.

    Thnks for the answer, I havent heard of any one being interviewed twice. Once date get current, do I have to go to local USCIS office , after I take infopass?




    GC20??
    08-12 03:26 PM
    As my priority date is current I contacted my local congressman's office for help with my I-485. NSC replied back to the office (see reply below) saying my background checks are still on. But the officer at the infopass appointment said my backgrounds checks are complete. I don't know whom to believe.

    Is this some kind of standard reply that USCIS is giving for Congressman's or Senators case status inquiry?

    Good morning XXXXXXXXXXX,
    Re: I-485s <Applicant Name>

    I have conversed with those in charge of these cases.
    The United States Citizenship and Immigration Services (USCIS) is
    committed to adjudicating immigration benefits in a timely, efficient
    manner that ensures public safety and national security.

    Toward that end, USCIS requires extensive background checks for every
    application or petition it adjudicates. While background checks for
    most applications or petitions are completed quickly, a small percentage
    of cases involve unresolved background check issues that result in
    adjudication delays.

    Background checks involve more than just the initial submission of and
    response related to biographical information and fingerprints. When
    checks and/or a review of an administrative record reveal an issue
    potentially impacting an applicant's eligibility for the requested
    immigration benefit, further inquiry is needed. The inquiry may include
    an additional interview and/or the need to contact another agency for
    updates or more comprehensive information. If it is determined that an
    outside agency possesses relevant information about a case, USCIS
    requests such information for review. Upon gathering and assessing all
    available information, USCIS then adjudicates the application as
    expeditiously as possible.

    We have checked into your constituent's case and have been assured that
    the agency is aware of your inquiry, and is monitoring progress related
    to it. However, unresolved issues in your constituent's case require
    thorough review before a decision can be rendered. Unfortunately, we
    cannot speculate as to when this review process will be completed.


    We realize that your constituent may feel frustrated by delays related
    to his or her case. As an agency, we must weigh individual
    inconvenience against the broader concerns of public safety and national
    security.

    We hope this information and assurance are helpful. If we may be of
    assistance in the future, please let us know.

    I hope this information is helpful to you. At this time I am closing the
    inquiry on this matter.

    Thank you,

    <Officer Name>

    Immigration Services Officer

    NSC Congressional Unit




    rubinop
    04-15 12:39 PM
    No matter what, your employer must maintain the salary that was given to the government when your H-1 was filed. You can't go below that salary. With regards to the LC salary, the company is only required to meet that salary after your I-485 has been approved; so if you aren't meeting the LC salary now, that's fine. Make sure that your salary on your H-1 is still met, though.

    Dear st4rguitar, thank you very much for your answer. I appreciate it.
    So, bottom line, I am going to loose my application for the Labor Certification. He WILL decrease my salary, which, at this point, even though it matches the one I have in my H1-B, will determine the withdrawal of my application, and because my H1-B will expire in September 08, I will have 60 days (I think this is the timeframe) after the expiration to leave the USA. Am I correct st4rguitar? Thanks again and good luck to everybody! We REALLY need it!



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